Hello
Hello
Calling a Carl Prejektorinski to the front
Of the catherdral.
You have won, dear sir
May I congratulate you first?
Oh, what an honour
Human, human of the year, and you are
Human, human of the year, and you are

Why are you so scared?
You stand there shaking in the pew
The icons are whispering to you
They're just old men
Like on the benches in the park
Except their balding spots are glistening with gold
Human, human of the year, and you are
Human, human of the year, and you are

Ahh ah ah
You have won

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song just in your honour
And although they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
And thus the cathedral had spoken
Wishing well to all the sinners
And with a sigh grew silent
Till next year's big human winner
Outside the cars are beeping
Out a song just in your honour
And although they do not know it
All mankind are now your brothers
All mankind are now your brothers

Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah
Hallelujah

Hello
Hello
Calling a Carl Prejektorinski to the front
Of the catherdral
You have won